: Melissa and Ava team up to take down Mr. Johnson, even using a paint-water spill as a distraction to "scalp" his players.

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Ava introduces the substitute nurse, Derek , a charismatic "Wellness Influencer" who carries a jade roller and speaks exclusively in wellness buzzwords. He sets up shop in the nurse’s office (which is actually a supply closet with a cot). Meanwhile, Janine realizes that the district has sent over a notification that Abbott’s "Attendance Averages" are being audited. If they don't show consistent attendance, the school risks losing funding for their new playground equipment. Janine: "We have to make sure every single student is accounted for today. No skipping, no early dismissals. We need full boats!" Barbara is unconcerned, trusting her students' parents, until she realizes her star student, Ashley, has a dentist appointment scheduled for 11:00 AM.