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The airlock hissed open with a sound like a kiss being smacked by a giant, and the two of them stepped out onto the alien world, one heavy boot, one wet plop at a time.

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Klik’s voice crackled over the comm. “Dr. Voss? Are you… bonding with the anomaly?” The airlock hissed open with a sound like

"We are losing altitude," Jax warned as the ship shuddered, letting out a sound like a giant boot being pulled out of mud. "If we crash, we’re stuck here. And I don't want to spend the rest of my life explaining to sand-people why my co-pilot looks like a giant blue sneeze." one heavy boot