Adventures Of A Rookie Superhero |top| Jun 2026

He saves the cat, but the cat scratches his face, and he spends the rest of the day smelling like rotten produce. 2. The Costume Crisis

I take a breath. My cape (a repurposed blackout curtain) flaps in the wind. My utility belt (a fanny pack with granola bars and band-aids) feels pathetically lightweight. adventures of a rookie superhero

My stomach did a slow, heavy roll. "Oh." He saves the cat, but the cat scratches

I could also spot, from three rooftops away, a teenager in a hoodie approaching the convenience store with a crowbar. He saves the cat

"I don't smoke," I said, trying to regain some dignity. "Smoking is a villain’s habit."