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Play Script — Fleabag

You can find the script published in Fleabag: The Original Play or in Fleabag: The Scriptures , which contains the TV scripts, notes, and the stage play.

My mother used to say I had “difficult hands.” Not ugly. Difficult . Like they were always reaching for something they shouldn’t. A hot stove. A married man. The last biscuit. fleabag play script

I miss my best friend. I know you’re supposed to say that quietly, into a pillow, with a glass of white wine and a Joni Mitchell record. But I’m saying it here. To you. With red wine and no record. Because the needle’s broken. Because I broke it. Because I break things. Not on purpose. That’s the worst part. I break them with love. You can find the script published in Fleabag: