Johnny Dirk [updated]

"Johnny was a ghost before ghosts were cool," one collector, who goes only by "VCR_Vampire," told me over a Discord call. "He’d show up at conventions in the early 90s—just show up, no booth, no handler. He’d sign autographs on napkins. And then he’d vanish."

Maybe. Or maybe it’s just the static between channels, trying to form a face. johnny dirk